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  To Catch a Prince

  SIMON & SCHUSTER BOOKS FOR YOUNG READERS

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  This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real locales are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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  ISBN: 0-689-87733-1

  ISBN: 978-0-6898-7733-9

  eISBN: 978-1-4391-1661-6

  To Corinna Cappetti-Klein

  Plan B

  THE MAN SEATED in the middle of row twenty-three had bad breath. But that wasn’t the problem. He also had agoraphobia, which made it absolutely impossible for him to sit on the aisle, with all the rushing carts and babies. And he had vertigo, which made it out of the question for him to sit by the window and look out at the billowing clouds. So the man in the middle separated Helene Masterson from Alexis Worth on their first-ever transatlantic flight.

  That was the problem.

  If Alexis leaned forward to talk to Helene, Mr. Middle flinched. And if Helene passed a note to Alexis, he grumbled about his “personal, paid-for space.” Helene politely asked him to switch seats with her, but he refused, slipped on a black eye mask, and stuck an earplug in each ear to cement the point. He reclined in his seat and breathed his bad breath.

  Now, this would be tolerable on some flights—from LA to San Francisco, say, or Washington to Boston. But New York to London was almost seven hours, and sixteen-year-olds Helene and Alexis had a busy schedule planned for their time in the air. They would play cards at first. Then they’d eat their preordered specialty meals (vegetarian for Helene, diet for Alexis). And then, dinner finished, they would switch to a careful study of all their favorite magazines. They’d even arrived at JFK two and a half hours early to have time to buy one of every magazine on the shelf. They had to be able to sit together.

  “What if I put the window shade down?” Helene said to Mr. Middle. She wasn’t sure if he could hear her with his earplugs in, so in a louder voice she added, “Then could you sit by the window? You have those things on your eyes anyway.”

  “I told you, young lady,” Mr. Middle replied, the earplugs making him speak in an extra loud, extra annoying voice, “I have paid for a middle seat, and I will sit in the middle seat.”

  Alexis tried not to make a face, but then she realized Mr. Middle couldn’t see her, so she stuck out her tongue and rolled her eyes up into her head. Helene laughed, and then turned her giggles into a cough. She didn’t want to annoy Mr. Middle any further.

  Reaching into her backpack, Helene pulled out her sketch pad and some pens. She spelled a message out to Alexis, underlining it twice. PLAN B!

  Alexis nodded and smiled slightly. From her Coach purse she took out lip gloss and blush. Plan B always required a little sprucing up. Then she winked at Helene, stored her tray table, and stood up from her seat.

  They’d created Plan B a few years earlier when they were still in junior high. Back then, if Helene and Alexis were fighting, as best friends will occasionally do, their parents would separate them. Helene would be sent to one room and Alexis to another, and neither would get the last Häagen-Dazs bar. It was, as Helene said, “a lose-lose situation.” So they decided that whenever they fought, they would make up before the grown-ups stepped in. One of them just had to whisper “Plan B,” and they’d stop. That way they both were allowed to vacation on Martha’s Vineyard, skate at Rockefeller Center, hold a swimming party in the backyard, eat half the ice cream bar.

  Plan B worked in other situations too. If Alexis was unsuccessfully trying to get an extension for a history paper, she’d text Helene an urgent PLAN B! Helene would immediately go to the classroom and reason with the teacher until it was clear that Alexis was actually doing the teacher a favor by not turning in her homework on time. See, what Helene knew—and nobody else did—was that Alexis grew uncomfortably shy around adults, especially mother types. She would just turn speechless sometimes. Not because she was stupid or scared, just intimidated in a way that nobody but Helene understood. But Helene’s charm plus Alexis’s beauty worked like magic.

  Now Helene watched from her window seat as Alexis, in the aisle, flicked her glossy hair and stared at the flight attendant with the twin lakes of her blue eyes. But the flight attendant, busy dishing out Diet Cokes and those miniature glass bottles off a clanking trolley, ignored her. After a moment Alexis shrugged and gesticulated sort of spastically in an expression of defeat. This meant it was Helene’s turn.

  “Excuse me,” Helene told Mr. Middle, tapping him gently on the shoulder. He flinched. “I just need to squeeze by.”

  Mr. Middle didn’t move. The flight attendant had both hands on her cart handle and was looking at Alexis impatiently. Desperate, Helene hurdled Mr. Middle’s legs and tumbled into the aisle.

  “I’m so sorry,” she said, collecting herself as best she could. Then she whispered into the flight attendant’s ear, “I think our exuberance about our first transatlantic flight is bothering this poor man. Is there any way we could get two seats together?”

  The pinched-lip flight attendant cracked a smile as she took in the scene: an extremely white-knuckled Mr. Middle and a very dimpled, very straight-toothed, smiling Alexis. At this point in the plan, Alexis’s role was simply to smile. She was the picture of innocence.

  “Well, it just so happens I do have two seats together,” the flight attendant said, trying unsuccessfully to hold on to her usual frown. She leaned in close to the girls and whispered conspiratorially, “But they’re in first class. I’m sure you don’t mind.”

  “Oh, no, we don’t mind at all,” Helene said.

  Alexis’s smile grew even wider.

  Good-bye, Mr. Middle.

  If you spotted Helene and Alexis in a store, you’d never guess they were best friends. Alexis would be headed for the dressing room with six items that perfectly accentuated her current wardrobe. She’d be the tall, beautiful girl that everyone—girls and boys—stared at. Her long, straight dark hair would be up in a smooth ponytail, and something about her distant, distracted concentration would make you think you recognized her—was she the model in the J.Crew catalog? in a Kodak commercial? Helene, on the other hand, would have found the one totally impractical item in the store—maybe high-heeled leopard-skin rain boots or a lavender tutu—and she’d take it to the checkout counter without trying it on. Then, while waiting for Alexis to choose her clothes carefully, Helene would wrap the salesman around her little finger. While ringing up her purchase, he would suddenly announce that that particular tutu, or those and only those rain boots, just happened to be on sale. He would then give her what Alexis referred to as the “Helene discount.” It might be twenty percent off, or an invitation to a party to see the new spring collections before anyone else. Or as illustrated in this particular case, an upgrade to first class.

  Helene wasn’t gorgeous like Alexis, but she sparkled. Her hair ran in messy curls down her back. She was as punk-rock as Ale
xis was preppy. While Alexis wore cashmere sweaters and Juicy jeans with pointed boots, Helene wore combat boots with vintage dresses. While Alexis had added the most perfect tritonal highlights to her black-as-night hair, Helene managed to turn the tub, the dog, and a swatch of her tawny hair a bright, bubblegum pink. Alexis’s friends wore matching sweater sets and played tennis. Helene was friends with everyone else—the sleepy stoners and the geeky math whizzes and the jocks who threw the most out-of-control parties.

  So what did they have in common? A mom (Helene’s). A dad (Alexis’s). A dog, a house, the backseat of a Lexus (Dad’s), and an Audi (Mom’s), not to mention the Nissan Pathfinder they’d received when they got their learner’s permits.

  See, Helene and Alexis were more than best friends. They were stepsisters. Eight years earlier, when the girls were only eight, Helene and her mom, Brenda Masterson, moved from sunny California to live with Alexis and her father, Hugo Worth, in Scarsdale, a wealthy, leafy suburb of New York City. At first the girls were wary of each other. Alexis wouldn’t let Helene touch her Madame Alexander dolls, and Helene spent the days riding her skateboard around and around the huge circular driveway.

  But then Hugo, who spent his workday sculpting the public images of corporations and celebrities, brought both girls to his office—just when Madonna happened to be there.

  Okay, let’s try that again: Hugo Worth, PR star and undoubtedly the coolest dad ever, ushered his two lovely daughters into his superswank Tribeca office to meet the Princess of Pop—no, no, the Queen of the Universe as she is known by anyone with a brain—the woman whose name naturally belongs in boldface type, Madonna herself.

  Over pizza and ice cream afterward, the girls found themselves talking nonstop about their newly autographed photos, their favorite celebrities, and their mutual fear of three-hundred-pound men with beards and sunglasses. (Madonna had been flanked by four such fellows.) They found that they understood each other like no one else did. Helene could talk to Alexis about missing her father, who spent every day sitting on a beach in Malibu, writing a screenplay and wearing a Speedo. He always called Helene a day late for her birthday, had to be reminded twice to pick her up at the airport during her winter visits, and always forgot the Christmas tree. Alexis could tell Helene about her own absentee parent, a mother who hadn’t even requested custody during the trial. She’d asked only for the BMW.

  Imagine: stepsisters who loved each other, best friends who lived together. At school they had distinct groups of friends, but at the end of the day they sat on the living room floor and discussed everything. During those hours their parents called them by one name: Helenalexis. There was no separating them.

  The fact of the matter was, Mr. Middle never stood a chance.

  Everything’s Better in First Class

  IF THEY HADN’T moved to first class, they wouldn’t have met Tony, and if they hadn’t met Tony, they wouldn’t have seen the picture, and if they hadn’t seen the picture, well, then the entire summer would have been different. Ruined? Maybe. Or maybe saved. But in any case, Plan B got them there, as it always did. But as usually happened, they didn’t have a plan to get themselves out of whatever trouble Plan B happened to bring.

  Helene had spent her early years living in a school bus on Venice Beach while her father “got his feet wet” in the Hollywood scene, so she claimed not to care about luxury. But even she had to admit it: Everything was better in first class. The seats were leather and wide enough for her to kick her shoes off and curl up. At lunchtime they were served arugula salad with salmon on real china, with real flatware. They were asked, “Would you like sparkling water with your meal?” And they had a male flight attendant placing a real rose on their tray tables. And he was cute.

  “More than cute,” Alexis said. “He’s hot.”

  In her journal, Alexis the perfectionist had made a list of the attributes she wanted in a guy. He should be taller than she was (Alexis was five foot seven). He should have dark hair just like hers, so their children would have dark hair and the entire family would match on Christmas cards. He should have nice, thoughtful eyes, preferably green. He should be athletic, but not dumb. He should have impeccable manners. He should be sweet.

  Tony, the hot flight attendant, folded a napkin over one arm as he poured their San Pellegrino, so of course he had manners. And when he cleared their dishes, a lock of black hair tumbled over his forehead, almost hiding his eyes, which happened to be the color of Helene’s jade locket. Deep, delicious green. His shoulders were broad, and he was so tall he could place Alexis’s carry-on in the overhead bin without reaching or straining, even though the Prada satchel was stacked high with Elle, People, Vogue, and W.

  Best of all, he spoke with an English accent.

  “Ladies,” he asked, “care for a touch more sparkling water?”

  “Yes, sir,” Alexis giggled.

  “Please,” he replied, reaching to refill her glass, “call me Tony.”

  “Well, Tony, I’m Alexis, and this is my sister, Helene, and we’re going to London.”

  “I would hope so,” Tony said, winking, “because this plane is headed there, and I have a cabin full of passengers who’d be very upset if we had to turn around. Now tell me. Are you going there to shop? Because I know the most secret place where they sell Prada overstock.”

  “Actually,” Helene replied, “we’re going for the whole summer. I have an internship with the National Gallery.” She tried to keep the pride out of her voice. Helene had known for years that she wanted to be an artist, probably a painter (although lately sculpting was looking pretty cool too), and she’d been chosen out of hundreds of applicants to fly to London and work at the country’s most prestigious art museum for three months. Alexis had come along, of course, because they couldn’t imagine a summer separated. But she didn’t have any plans. Except to shop, of course, and maybe catch a horse show at Gatcombe Park. Still, she wasn’t going to tell Tony that.

  “And I”—Alexis’s pause sounded dramatic, but she was really just trying to think of something to say—“have an internship at Vogue.” This was a total lie. The closest Alexis had come to Vogue was the copy she held in her hands. But it was hard for her sometimes, when Helene succeeded at every academic thing she tried. People thought nothing bothered Alexis because she looked so perfect and calm and because she succeeded in so many things—beauty, sports, style. But no one, not even Helene, understood how much she worried if things were out of place—if she didn’t eat her particular diet meal, if her clothes were out of fashion, if she couldn’t find the right makeup, if she lost a horse show. She felt as if her whole life would fall apart before her eyes if she lost any ounce of control. Sometimes she wondered what it would be like to be Helene, who never had anything in place, was always a total mess, but still always seemed happy. Sometimes, and she was quite ashamed of this, Alexis even envied her.

  “Such talented girls,” Tony said, clearly impressed. “Can I offer you anything else to make your flight as delightful as possible?”

  “What I’d love,” Helene said, “is whatever he’s having.” She pointed to a rather delightful looking pink beverage in a tall, frosted glass.

  “Well, darlings, I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a couple of years for that, but we could swing something even better. It just so happens that J. Lo was on this flight last, and we had to special-order ingredients for milk shakes. You know how she is. I’ll whip you each up one.” Tony winked and walked up the aisle. Alexis sighed. “Tony is such a nice name, don’t you think? Although I’d probably call him Anthony. How old do you think he is?”

  Helene giggled. Clearly Alexis had a crush on Tony—she never would have made up that ridiculous lie about Vogue if she didn’t. Poor Tony, Helene thought. When Alexis got a crush, it usually ended badly—for the boy. Guys couldn’t resist Alexis when she turned her attention on them. Her crushes might last just a few days, but the boys were smitten for years. But as Helene watched Tony adjusting the window
shade a few rows up, she suddenly realized he would probably survive Alexis’s affections.

  “Alexis, listen,” she said, “I don’t want to destroy your fantasy or anything, but think about it. Tony’s a flight attendant. He knows designer labels. He’s totally buff, gorgeous, and exquisitely well groomed. He’s …”

  As Helene attempted to explain these rather obvious signs, Alexis’s eyes followed Tony as he walked toward them. She pinched Helene’s thigh lightly to get her attention.

  “Don’t pinch me!” Helene said loudly. “It’s not my fault you didn’t notice he’s gay. He’s so clearly gay.”

  Alexis cleared her throat loudly and raised her eyebrows, indicating something—or someone—just above Helene’s head. Helene looked up, slowly. She had a pretty good idea of what she would see. There was Tony, one row ahead. He held two gigantic chocolate milk shakes with extra whipped cream, and he stared directly at her. She felt mortified. She had to act quickly.

  “God, not that I care,” she said. “I mean, my best friend is gay. Alexis, you know that. David’s gay, and he’s totally my best friend.”

  Tony lowered his head and raised his arched eyebrows at her, giving what she deemed a highly disapproving look. Helene’s stomach churned. Okay, that was probably the dumbest recovery ever. You sound like a total homophobe. But it was true! She did have a best friend who was really a gay guy. Well, here we go, she thought.

  “So, Helene,” he demanded in a stern voice, “your ‘best friend’ is gay?”

  Helene nodded lamely.

  Tony’s stern demeanor cracked, and a smile flashed across his face. “Is he single?”

  After that they had an ally. Tony brought them extra down pillows. He brought Helene a second milk shake; Alexis, who was on a never-ending diet, longingly eyed both the milk shake and Tony. Later she would refer to it as the most important thirtyminute relationship of her life. But right now, being a pragmatic girl, she decided to quell her sorrows with a second milk shake. Who could think about calories when the totally hot, stud flight attendant couldn’t fall victim to her charms?